Best Movie Quotes

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
- ALVY SINGER (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977)

"Because when you're a call girl, you control it, that's why. Because someone wants you...and for an hour...I'm the best actress in the world."
- BREE DANIEL (Jane Fonda) in Klute (1971)

"Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!"
- FRANZ LIEBKIND (Kenneth Mars) in The Producers (1968)

"Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it."
- REGAN MacNEIL/SATAN (Linda Blair) in The Exorcist (1973)

"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
- MARCELLUS WALLACE (Ving Rhames) in Pulp Fiction (1994)

"He won't come after me. He won't. I can't explain it. He would consider that...rude."
- CLARICE STARLING (Jodie Foster) in The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life?...I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in!"
- JACK TORRANCE (Jack Nicholson) in The Shining (1980)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
- VERBAL KINT (Kevin Spacey) in The Usual Suspects (1995)

"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
- JACK BYRNES (Robert DeNiro) in Meet the Parents (2000)

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
- MAXIMUS (Russell Crowe) in Gladiator (2000)

"Bring the dog, I love animals. I'm a great cook."
- ALEX FORREST (Glenn Close) in Fatal Attraction (1987)

"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way."
- JESSICA RABBIT (Kathleen Turner) in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

"Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate."
- CRAIG SCHWARTZ (John Cusack) in Being John Malkovich (1999)

"Jerry, d'you know the human head weighs eight pounds?
- RAY (Jonathan Lipnicki) in Jerry Maguire (1996)

"Oh, for goodness' sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood."
- ADAM/FELICIA (Guy Pearce) in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)

"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to."
- DOLORES CLAIBORNE (Kathy Bates) in Dolores Claiborne (1995)

A Love story

Asia..

Hieroglyphics between these words and the transparency of the paper of my brand new diary A skull in the shadows of the room A scorpion crawling on my hand Hairy like an orangutan Loss of femininity is the Death of sexuality
Persuaded by tired waves of undecided desires Before the night tide Populated by depraved or deprived ghosts Lost any hope as oh have entered me
Still, So young I used to contemplate To feel alive Unlike the people I despised the most And now I have become them The world slides around me Tasteless odorless Dreamless and wonder less.Living off of the storage of my past could say or left unsaid That I died for...Or should I not explain a thing The whole point could be NOT to talk about it I never want to articulate anything Ever again(TOO MUCH INFO ALREADY) Name reasons why life is unmanageable:
1) Spending half if the day in the bathroom.2) Having to get up even when you don't want to.3) When you go mad you see yourself going mad.5) Turning into a monster if in a position of power Think about how your disease lives in you.It lives in you almost like a different person:it fucks with youit wants you dead.How does that voice sound like?Fears: (Go ask God)
Career: GodLove: God Friendship: Learn to be friend: Ask God Being Broke: Ask God: willing to be Willing Not being able to pay the rent: ***Dying: God.Not being able to work anymore: Ego= God Having to deal with myself: What do you mean?Losing everything: God. What's everything?No Heart: Blah Blah Blah.No feelings: Drama.Loneliness: Be of service.Bad daughter: What kind of daughter do you want to be?Failure: Ego.Criticism: Ego.Deadlines: Welcome to the real world.Insomnia: Nobody died from lack of sleep.Pain (Physical and mental): God relieve my pain.Being petty, petty art: God, show me the difference between petty and not petty.Depression: God.Being unworthy: Ego. F E A RU V N UC E D NK R Y T H I N G
I did try the God thing.

Suicide Girl.by Asia Argento

Girl Interrupted!

Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe l was just crazy.

"Give her five miIIigrams of VaIium, IV. Turn her head so she doesn't aspirate. There you go. Aspirin fragments and vodka, I think."

Why can't you controI time?

"Are you stoned?" "Do you smoke pot?" "Take LSD?" "No drugs?" " How do you feeI right now?" I... ...don't know.

"You don't Iike me anymore? " "No, I don't! " " Because you're free? " "You think you're free?" " I'm free! " " You don't know what freedom is! " " I'm free! I can breathe! And you. ...you'II go choke on your average fucking mediocre Iife!There are too many buttons in the worId. Too many buttons,and they're just...There's way too many,begging to be pressed.And it makes me wonder. It makes me fucking wonder.Why doesn't anybody ever press mine? Why am I so negIected? Why doesn't anybody reach inand rip out the truth.. ...and teII me that I'm a fucking whore....and that my parents wish I were dead? Because you're dead aIready, Lisa! No one cares if you die, Lisa...because you're dead aIready. Your heart is coId! That's why you keep coming back here. You're not free. You need this pIace.You need it to feeI aIive. It's pathetic. I've wasted a year of my Iife. And maybe everyone out there is a Iiar. And maybe the whoIe worId.....is stupid and ignorant. But I'd rather be in it. I'd rather be fucking in it....than down here with you. " Don't. Don't. Don't.

What's your Version?

Here they come with their make-up on as lovely as the clouds, come and see them,Boys and girls and their mums and their words and their romances and jobs and their sons,Barking mad kids, lonely dads who drug it up to give it some meaning,From the raves to the council estates they're reminding us there's things to be done.But you and me, all we want to be is lazy,you and me, so lazy...Here they come gone 7am getting satellite and Sky getting cable,Bills and Bens and their mums and their friends who just really, really want to be loved,Uncle Teds and their legendary vests helping out around the disabled,From the flats and the maisonettes they're reminding us there's things to be done.But you and me, all we want to be is lazy,you and me, so lazy...It's you and me, it's you and me, you and me...